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I hope he got stung by that bee

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LOL great minds…

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Aug 18Liked by Howl Darcy

I fell into Dave’s trap because I was really on board with him for the first half of this story! Anyway, it was all worth it for that croissant

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Haha same, Dave sounded great but never trust someone who keeps calling your date lol and yes croissant was definitely worth it

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I'm not really sure what it says about me that I really enjoy reading about these failing dates. Perhaps nostalgia for the bad ol' times? I suspect Dave was testing the waters for a threesome considering their emotional and living arrangements... Anyway, hope that croissant washed away the disappointment.

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Haha it says that you’re a woman of taste! I’m happy to entertain and even remind others about how abysmal the glamours single world is - and yes believe me the croissant was my prize for getting out of that situation

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I think you are indeed correct and I shall look forward to the next instalment of your dating misfortunes (and life making it up to you with highly sugary carbs)

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Just imagine bopping the giant croissant off his face and , Thank you , next!

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